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"No I never watch the tennis, I just like having a bit of a chat", 1997£750
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"Sorry to bother you again, but could you send another umpire over? - and a much tougher on this time", 1995£750
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"I dont care where England went wrong, Arthur, I'd rather you didn't use Mr Bradley as a ball in the bar!", 1991£750
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Wet Wimbledon, 1987£750
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"If we're all so confident, Ally, why did we only get cheap one day return tickets?", 1978£750
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"Sounds just like her father!"£750